Wednesday, 6 October 2010

Special Offer: FREE ticket to JANNAH

Assalamu alaikum,

بسم الله الرحمن الرحيم
In the name of Allah, Most Gracious, Most Merciful


NOTE: YOU ARE REQUESTED TO ACT UPON THE CONTENTS OF THIS LETTER


{{The Great Journey}}

TICKET: One-way (return ticket not available)
COST: absolutely free

RESERVATION: confirmed


ELIGIBILITY: Tickets will be issued to the following:
Name: Child of Adam
Identification: piece of clay
Address: Surface of the Earth

DETAILS OF JOURNEY:
Departure Point: Anywhere on Earth
Destination: Second World
Hotel to be temporarily accomodated: two metres space
Duration: few seconds or few minutes
Time of Departure: Time of Death

IMPORTANT INSTRUCTIONS:
All passengers are requested to keep in mind that the tickets are
nonnogotiable and nontransferable. Therefore everyone must be
ready and keep an eye to the pilot of the plane -HAZARAT IZRAFIL-
THE ANGEL OF DEATH.

For more information, read instructions to be found in the Holy
Quran and the Sunnah. You can also consult the learned Ulema.
IT IS IMPORTANT this is done as soon as possible. You are
reminded no oxygen mask will be given as it is not required,
in fact your repiratory system will be closed down before the
journey begins.

LUGGAGE:
Even though each plane carries only one passenger, restrictions
are imposed on the luggage that can be taken with you. You are
allowed to carry 5 meters of white clothes and small amount of
cotton. The real luggage must be good deeds, good conduct,
time spent in inviting mankind to good deeds and prohibiting evil,
Ilm obtained and used properly, children raised and educated to be
good Muslims. Apart from these and luggage of these types,
other luggage will be at your own risk.

There is no need for any boarding pass, passport or other travel
documents, just get ready. To get ready attendance of the 5
daily prayers in the Masjid or with Jamma'at is highly recommended.
Study the Quran and Sunnah and put them into practice. This ticket
may be called in at any time so prepare now!

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